THE WORST PART OF HAVING CURLY HAIR IS WHEN PEOPLE ASK IF YOU HAVE BRUSHED YOUR HAIR LIKE NO I FUCKING HAVEN’T BECAUSE IF I DO THAT I WILL POOF UP AND LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CLOUD SO WOULD YOU RATHER WALK AROUND WITH A FUCKING CLOUD HEAD OR WITH PRETTY CURLS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT YOUR STRAW HAIR
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING, EM!? YOU REALLY ARE A MOTHERFUCKING RAP GOD JESUS H MUFFIN!
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
i love hugging people who are about a head taller than me because then i can snuggle my face into their neck and it is a very cozy place 1000/10 would recommend
I love hugging people who are shorter than me because i can put my chin and cheek on top of their head and just protect them and just let them relax for a few seconds
you made this post so much better thank you